Travel The Apocalypse

Now, we here at Goat's Travel Agency understand why you might ask "Why would I want to travel the apocalypse?" when you're already not happy with the current slow motion apocalypse that is called having been alive at any time in the last 10,000 years or so? Because the issues we face become banal, boring, and rote by the act of us experiencing them, especially over the course of our lives. The Apocalypse^(TM) gives you a chance to experience something new, in a relatively safe way from the comfort of your home. A chance to explore new and more interesting apocalypses. Gone is us slowly cooking the world, in is something like the world froze ala Snowpiercer. Gone is political schisms destroying our ability to experience a shared reality, in is raiders, sick cars, and assless chaps ala Mad Max.

If you feel that ennui, that emptiness, that craving for something new then I have good news for you. The Apocalypse can offer the solution. It can even offer... hope. I know it sounds wild, but the best apocalypses show the good that humanity has to offer along with the bad. It's not just raiders, villains, scum, and the wretched. It's the people fighting for the world too, to either bring it back to it's former glory or just make things not as much of a shithole. Keeping the fire light for humanity can really rekindle the hope in your heart in our world. We here at Goat's Travel Agency think a little bit of Apocalypse can really cure what ails you in our modern world.

We here at Goat's Travel Agency specialize in the American Apocalypse. We find the mixture of Americana, the certain je ne sais quoi of damn near two hundred years of American religious movements and their constant apocalyptic predictions, and the charm of our great and varied natural landscapes, even when ruined, to be particularly intoxicating. Also 95% of the apocalypses we can service let you basically be a badass cowboy and we here at the GTA love that. We hope that you agree and will choose us to book your post apocalyptic vacation with us, and don't forget to purchase our all-inclusive life insurance policy. The Apocalypse is a dangerous place, that's why you're going to it after all.

Currently we only have one package, check back later for more. The Apocalypse is always changing!

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